Dear God (Open Letter)

Dear God,
I dropped by yesterday,
At your place.
Very pretty by the way.
Gives off very positive vibes.
Was wondering if it was feng shui.

Well so, since you weren’t there and I was waiting,
I decided to look around for a bit.

I came across a shelf and there was a drawer wide open.
It was full of books.
All with a person’s name engraved in gold on the cover. I saw my own and naturally picked it out.

I flipped open to the first page and I started reading. It was the story of my entire life. Every moment was recorded. All the good things I had done were written in gold and the bad things were in black. I kept reading, thinking that you’d have written my life out for me. I jumped to 23 december 2009 and then turned to the next page hoping to read my future. But it was blank. I wondered if I was dying but I knew I wouldn’t. so I turned one more page. It said- “In the future, fuck around with her life a little more. I enjoy watching her upset”.
Now I know you don’t like me.
Thanks. But try being a little nice because I still love you.
Niyati