FRESHERS Vs. SOPHOMORES

So,
its been over a month now in college (read: GEEK LAND, i'll explain- m surrounded by geeks who by choice spend 8-9 extra hours in library and skip lunch to do so)
so where was I?
Aha!
Its been a month... and anything if I've learnt is, YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH UR SOPHOMORES! with your egomaniacal, narcissistic sophomores!


There is a stereotypical belief in the college that the seniors think they are a bunch of Big Headed, Ambitious, Arrogant people who think they're intellectually superior to you. IT'S TRUE. ITS VERY VERY TRUE.
Thanx to the seniors, I did so much in the last few weeks... let me give you an IDEA.. (and that's all m giving)
if a senior chooses to take responsibility and act "professional",,, they must learn to take criticism also bona fide! it's really stupid!
And when a fresher criticizes, its disrespectful to the seniors... like c'mon! what world are we in.... 200BC?????????
we have some real dumb-fuck sophomores whom we have to deal with for the coming years... 
Bright side of such seniors -- they teach us to watch our back when we walk.. cus THEY are waiting to stab it!!! and in a law college as small a community as mine where reputations stick with you for your entire life, it's such sophomores that make it worth DYING!!! 


DOWN WITH SUCH SOPHOMORES ^#$%&**^!! 

Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhh! :X

I'm quite snappy and unreasonable nowadays.
Maybe it's just the sibling back in town thing.
Maybe it's just that i don't like too many things happening around me nowadays.
And you know those people, who erupt like they're Mt. Fuji or something when they're prodded in the wrong way and then scream and shout and make life miserable? Those people who are the most annoying, pissing off human beings who you begin hating just because they behaved like that?
Ya- I'm one of them.
If you don't want to see that side of me, Don't-
1) Not remember to silence your phone in a movie theatre.
2) Give me torn currency notes which are absolutely impossible to get rid of.
3) Talk in a library.
4) Text someone in the same room very obviously.
5) Cancel on me after giving me your word.
6) Hang up on me abruptly.
7) Turn on a light in a dark room without warning, ensuring the victim's pupils are totally dilated.
8) Walk on the back of my shoes or stepping on my feet with your dirty chappals.
9) Tell me "Nobody can hurt you unless you let them" when my best friend or boyfriend has just hurt me and i want to whine.

10) Ask me the time by tapping your watchless wrist. Don't you have a mouth?!
11) Dog ear pages instead of using bookmarks.
12) Say you support Manchester United only because you don't watch football and have no idea about anything else in English football.
13) Throw things on the street and then say "Our city is a garbage dump anyway"
14) Shake your feet and with it the desk while sitting in class or writing an exam.
15) Say something to me. If i miss it and ask you to repeat say "never mind". Come on. That's ridiculously annoying.
16) Get dirty songs stuck in my head.
17) Reek of perfume. You won't stink if you have a normal shower and use regular amounts.