I Wasted A Lot Of Time Liking you!

So here I am! Dumped and single. After a 5 year old relationship!
But I am not sad, I am not crying and I am definitely not trying to commit suicide(I don't know how people/cowards manage to do that!)
I am happy. I can see my mirror smiling after many days. I got a new lease of life. A new life! Cheers to a brand new life!
I have always been in a relationship(with the same guy... :P) since I started understanding life and other such jokes. So being single is something very new to me!
But that doesn't mean I don't have a broken heart. of course I do! I miss him right now even thought it's just a night that has passed since the break up.

And then there are break up song that are WRITTEN ONLY FOR ME.
Some of them that are so much like the situation I am going through are:

1) What hurts the most,
was being so close.
and having so much to say,
Am watching you walk away....
-By Rascal Flatts.

2) I tried to be perfect,
but nothing was worth it.
I don't believe it makes me real
I thought it'd be easy,
But no one believes me
I meant all the things that I said


If you believe it's in my soul,
I'd say all the words that I know
Just to see if it would show,
that I'm trying to let you know
I'm better off on my own!
-By Sum 41

3) You held my hand,
you walked me home. I know.
why you gave that kiss, it was something like this.
It made me go oh-oh!
You wiped my tears, got rid of all my fears,
why did you have to go?
Guess it wasn't enough to take up some of my love,
GUYS ARE SO HARD TO TRUST!
-By Avril Lavigne

4) Flames to dust,
lovers to friends
Why do all good things come to an end?
-By Nelly furtado

And the list goes on...
And the love flies away...

International Rules Of Womanhood!

well,

i was bored... make that bored to death! and thought about this,

So i wrote this!

1) It is mandatory that you check out every girl walking on the street who is at least a tad bit hot.
It is also acceptable to tell the man you're walking with, "She's HOT" till she can't hear you,

2) After complimenting another woman, it is permitted that you turn around and bitch about her to your best friend.

3) You shall never go to the washroom without at least one other girlfriend from your group.

4) All women find other women hot and have small crushes on them. Especially if the other woman is Julia Roberts or Penelope Cruz. Its genetic.

5) You don't think logically when you're crying or upset or annoyed. That's like asking Navjot Singh Sidhu to never use idioms.

6) It is okay if you can't use a piece of technology after reading the ENTIRE instruction manual. It's perfectly normal.

7) Retail therapy works. If you claim otherwise, you're lying.

8) It is okay if you cry under ANY and ALL circumstances. It's allowed.

9) You must remember the birthdays and anniversaries of all your friends. If you forget your girlfriends first date anniversary you may be ignored for 6 months.

10) When you comprehend "men like girls with a sense of humour" as you should crack jokes, it is at your own risk. More often than not, it means- "She should laugh at all my jokes".
Also, laugh at a man at your own peril.

11) You can fantasize about Daniel Craig or want Hugh Jackman to take off his shirt in a movie forever. The guy cannot watch Beyonce dance on TV.

12) When splitting a bill when you're out with girls, you may use your calculator and still not know who must pay how much.

13)If you drop your friends as soon as you get a boyfriend, you will live to regret your decision.

14) Your best friend's brother, boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, love interest, ex- love interest is immediately off limits.

15) You always make the rules. You always win. You can change the rules at your discretion.
16) You know the guy will always want to watch ESPN. But you're ALWAYS allowed to whine about it even if you want to watch it too. If only to trouble him.

17) You don't fight with a man over the directions to the place you're going to. Especially if you're interested in him.

18) When you're fighting with your boyfriend, you can bring up something hurtful he said six months ago. Even if you know he didn't mean it and he has forgotten he ever said it.

19) Even if you love Bipasha's new Bob or Mandira Bedi's new Pixie hairdo, you don't cut your hair. Apparently, Men crib about it. They don't understand fashion.

20) Even if you want to win all the time, if it's something he's passionate about, let him win. It has greater benefits.
21) The man is expected to read the woman's mind. You must not tell him why you're upset at him. Are you crazy?

22) If you become predictable, you change. The guy can never know all the rules.

23) You never have enough clothes. Or enough shoes.

24) Don't say you like the action movie you just watched even if you did. You'll never be taken out for a romantic comedy again.

25) If you're a girl. You're a gossip. Its genetic.