Find Me Another ME

I haven't cropped my hair lately...
My lips have never had a taste of lipstick.
My piercing shines when i wake up in the morning and shoot a look at the mirror.
My eyes haven't seen a day minus the kohl.
I have never applied make-up and nor have I soaked my hair in perfume.
I wear tee's that are more-comfy-less-controversial.
They'r all from sales. Sales. Heaven.
I break into a jig everytime I miraculously discover crumpled notes stuffed in my pockets. Seldom that is. 5, 10, 20, 50, 100, anything is fine.
My pants still got paint stains on them...from some godforsaken college festival.
My slippers have hearts on them.
My bag is a faithful cotton one from a dessert land. I got friends who bargained for it.
I know not what heels, cocktail dresses, tube, tank tops, frills, stockings, push-up-brassieres are.
I am usually too engrossed hunting for cotton tees. Oversized. Better. Love.
I grab at everything man-ish and jerky willingly.
I wear pink when my mom needs people to notice her 'daughter'.
I do socialize but never ever click bazillion pictures of myself and my friends.
I know the difference between 'luv u' and 'I love you'.
My cell phone is from the stone-age.
And no, I don't name my cell-phone, my bag, my computer, my mug.
And Yes, I can watch the "swayamwars" and not mind the torture.
I watch movies that are pure tacky-ness. I love them. I watch them on every Sunday. Usually all alone. I am a sucker for tacky movies and food.
I smile at random aunties on the road
I once told my babysitter that we drink cat's blood in our family. Every day.
I have lived in Bombay all my fucking life and I think thats the best thing about me.
I love this city.
I love Bombay.
Find me another Me...

This Blog Is TEMPORARILY OUT OF SERVICE!

when I started blogging again, i made it a point to post every 2 days... i got myself hard copies of my old articles and started typing 'em... i thought may be when 2010 starts and i hav my boards, i'l continue blogging.. little did i know that HSC boards not only suck the happiness out of you, they also suck out the little traces of life left in you!

so i guess i have to be back AFTER my boards when i actually have something to write about apart from exams and prelims 'cos i think that is what i keep babbling these days....!!

Allow me to sign off for a really long time!

Apologies,

Niyati.

International Rules Of Womanhood!

well,

i was bored... make that bored to death! and thought about this,

So i wrote this!

1) It is mandatory that you check out every girl walking on the street who is at least a tad bit hot.
It is also acceptable to tell the man you're walking with, "She's HOT" till she can't hear you,

2) After complimenting another woman, it is permitted that you turn around and bitch about her to your best friend.

3) You shall never go to the washroom without at least one other girlfriend from your group.

4) All women find other women hot and have small crushes on them. Especially if the other woman is Julia Roberts or Penelope Cruz. Its genetic.

5) You don't think logically when you're crying or upset or annoyed. That's like asking Navjot Singh Sidhu to never use idioms.

6) It is okay if you can't use a piece of technology after reading the ENTIRE instruction manual. It's perfectly normal.

7) Retail therapy works. If you claim otherwise, you're lying.

8) It is okay if you cry under ANY and ALL circumstances. It's allowed.

9) You must remember the birthdays and anniversaries of all your friends. If you forget your girlfriends first date anniversary you may be ignored for 6 months.

10) When you comprehend "men like girls with a sense of humour" as you should crack jokes, it is at your own risk. More often than not, it means- "She should laugh at all my jokes".
Also, laugh at a man at your own peril.

11) You can fantasize about Daniel Craig or want Hugh Jackman to take off his shirt in a movie forever. The guy cannot watch Beyonce dance on TV.

12) When splitting a bill when you're out with girls, you may use your calculator and still not know who must pay how much.

13)If you drop your friends as soon as you get a boyfriend, you will live to regret your decision.

14) Your best friend's brother, boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, love interest, ex- love interest is immediately off limits.

15) You always make the rules. You always win. You can change the rules at your discretion.
16) You know the guy will always want to watch ESPN. But you're ALWAYS allowed to whine about it even if you want to watch it too. If only to trouble him.

17) You don't fight with a man over the directions to the place you're going to. Especially if you're interested in him.

18) When you're fighting with your boyfriend, you can bring up something hurtful he said six months ago. Even if you know he didn't mean it and he has forgotten he ever said it.

19) Even if you love Bipasha's new Bob or Mandira Bedi's new Pixie hairdo, you don't cut your hair. Apparently, Men crib about it. They don't understand fashion.

20) Even if you want to win all the time, if it's something he's passionate about, let him win. It has greater benefits.
21) The man is expected to read the woman's mind. You must not tell him why you're upset at him. Are you crazy?

22) If you become predictable, you change. The guy can never know all the rules.

23) You never have enough clothes. Or enough shoes.

24) Don't say you like the action movie you just watched even if you did. You'll never be taken out for a romantic comedy again.

25) If you're a girl. You're a gossip. Its genetic.

At 12.00am on January 1, 2010

i feel so low, i'm underground;

evertime you're not around!

i try to sing but there's no sound;

when you're not around! :'(