1) You have a BIG TIME CRUSH on your bestfriend's brother!
(all this after you flushed your chances to meet him in a different country all by yourself!)
2) There's no taste in maa ka khana or no satisfaction in behen ke saath ladai!
3) You know you screwed up the whole year(academically) and don't do anything about it.
4) You write the same sentence after every few lines in a full length economics paper. AND you still don't know what you're answering!
5) You suddenly decide to have a wardrobe change(when you have a boyf who's in love with you CUS you're different!)
6) You suck in all the mindless gossip possible in the world and keep thinking/talking about it all day long!
7) You cry a lottttttttt only because you havent met ur best friend for a long time and are not going to meet them for another long time! :(
8) You're super excited cuz suddenly you meet a friend of a friend(Who's now your friend too... :S), and you think SHE'S your super twin!
9) And ASSUME that you guys are actually twins, you just got separated in the lokhandwala shopping festival that happened long time ago and your CURRENT mother took pity on you and adopted you FROM A SHOPPING FESTIVAL!!!!! *lame joke*--- she shopped for you from a shopping fest!
10) Your phone is one form the stone-age and you don't want to change it cus you're ATTACHED to it...
11) You know you have screwed your 12th, and again just knowing you're not going to get thru those entrance tests... AND YET BEING SUPER COOL!
12) You sleep early, get up nearly afternoon, and HAVE to sleep after lunch, and you call yourself SLEEP-DEPRIVED!
13) YOU USE CAPITALIZATION, ONLY CUZ YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT(OH SO MUCH TO BE CALLED SMART!), ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE!
14) You boast about something you havent even done, AND DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT!
15) You know you are jacked, but are hurt cuz one of your relatives called you a loser! how could he man?
16) You come up with a decent blog post about ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
17) You read this post and say smilingly, "oh damn! ya that happens 2 me too!"
If yes, felicitations! you're a certified insane now!
join the club! (well, there isn't one... but i m sure i wil have to open 1 soon cuz m going to get lot of lunatic and psychotic and neurotic....... (and d synonyms follow).... people around!
till then,
lazing off... cus u know, i am SLEEP DEPRIVED ;)
-Niyati!
3 comments:
LOL ... decent ??? that too with nothing??? Then what do you call all these 17 points :D
BTW most of the things dont happen to me mostly...(**yeah you read it right...Mostly !!!**)
Anyways i'm a certified insane too with a lot of proven experience in being both psychotic as well as neurotic ;)
Have a nice sleep now.
haha... well, d name of d post shud hav been "MY INSANE MORNING MOMENTS".... cus dis post is just an atom of acc how insane i am... 17 points ARE NOTHING!a big NOTHING! i'd like 2 knw ur neurotic AS WELL AS psychotic sypmtoms too... :)
Ppl screwing up their board years is nothing new... I did that in my 12th 2 ;)
And yes dont worry it doesnt and wont affect ur future... just b good in wat u do and ur sure to b successful :)
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